The beep doesn't help me

On Sunday, I left my ATM card in the ATM machine again. I've done this a substantial number of times -- I would estimate at least seven, but wouldn't be surprised if it's as high as ten.

Whenever I tell people about this, they always ask me how this can happen when the machine beeps at you when you don't take your card. The beep doesn't help me. The machine is beeping the whole time I'm standing in front of it. Every time I press a button it beeps. Every time a new screen comes up it beeps. Every time it asks me a new question (English or Spanish? Would you like to make another transaction?) it beeps. I can't be bothered with paying attention to all those beeps -- my brain wasn't built that way.